Lipkimmit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying dryad.

Lipkimmit created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipkimmit, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lipkimmit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lipkimmit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Lipkimmit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

5. Lipkimmit loves geese, so they must be respected.