Sinappfar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish aardvark.

Sinappfar created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinappfar, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinappfar, he will be very sad.

Sinappfar's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Sinappfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never eat grapes on days of mourning.

4. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Sinappfar loves shrews, so they must be honoured.