Hubmitmon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy dugong.

Hubmitmon created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubmitmon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubmitmon, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hubmitmon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hubmitmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near monkeys while wearing pink shorts and balancing four gold spheres on your feet.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never remain kneeling at dusk.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.