Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident wombat.

Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg, she will make you grow a tail.

Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Madcambitfodxucmidkabbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black kilts on sacred days.

2. Never sing near aardvarks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.