Cargumsisflan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, thoughtless ant.

Cargumsisflan created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cargumsisflan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cargumsisflan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cargumsisflan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cargumsisflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Never cross rivers at dawn.

4. Never remain bowed at midday.

5. Never pray while filled with envy.