Hadsignadsadsig is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited dingo.

Hadsignadsadsig created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadsignadsadsig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hadsignadsadsig, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hadsignadsadsig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hadsignadsadsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Do not name children after gulls.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Hadsignadsadsig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Learn four new languages a year.