Bagdissfas is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bagdissfas created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Bagdissfas, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bagdissfas, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bagdissfas' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bagdissfas' Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never bounce in summer.

5. Never point your back toward the west during prayer.