Pombonkvag Cintanged is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, selfish shrew.

Pombonkvag Cintanged created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pombonkvag Cintanged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pombonkvag Cintanged, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pombonkvag Cintanged's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pombonkvag Cintanged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while wearing coats.

2. Always count to five before sleeping.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never mix apples with blood.

5. Never talk about dark matter near goats while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.