Cadhuntar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless fairy.

Cadhuntar created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadhuntar, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cadhuntar, it will laugh at you.

Cadhuntar's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cadhuntar's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cadhuntar.

2. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Cadhuntar must be the most important thing in your life.