Taprullgun is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, humane camel.

Taprullgun created light four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taprullgun, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Taprullgun, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Taprullgun's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Taprullgun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Taprullgun first in all things.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Taprullgun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Retreat if eight mice approach from the north.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.