Yikcemdid is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-powerful wolf.

Yikcemdid created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikcemdid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikcemdid, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yikcemdid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yikcemdid's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Yikcemdid.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect five platinum sculptures of Yikcemdid on top of important buildings.