Dinfudstig is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, amazing beaver.

Dinfudstig created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dinfudstig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dinfudstig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dinfudstig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Dinfudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not kill shrews.

5. Never run near badgers.