Ril is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart centipede.

Ril created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ril, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ril, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ril's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Worship no other gods but Ril.

4. Never pray while filled with anger.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.