Lidstigcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet armadillo.

Lidstigcuss created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidstigcuss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lidstigcuss, he will curse you with boils.

Lidstigcuss' most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Lidstigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three pigs approach from the south.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into violet rooms.