Titnellbimbudbun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, staggering gnu.

Titnellbimbudbun created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titnellbimbudbun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Titnellbimbudbun, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Titnellbimbudbun's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Titnellbimbudbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience when addressing strangers.

2. Do not laugh at mountains.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Do not gather at walls at midday.