Miffitlargcun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, pitiless bee.

Miffitlargcun created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miffitlargcun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miffitlargcun, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Miffitlargcun's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Miffitlargcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan hats on sacred days.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Always store grapes above ground.