Citjamgebjabdadsadren is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart unicorn.

Citjamgebjabdadsadren created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citjamgebjabdadsadren, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Citjamgebjabdadsadren, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Citjamgebjabdadsadren's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Citjamgebjabdadsadren's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not sit at rivers.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never talk about otters.

5. Do not take Citjamgebjabdadsadren's name in vain.