Venmegdim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong camel.

Venmegdim created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Venmegdim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Venmegdim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Venmegdim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Venmegdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Always wear plain ear rings during rituals.