Damcennab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring owl.

Damcennab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Damcennab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damcennab, she will turn you into a plant.

Damcennab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Damcennab's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Do not name children after nematodes.