Jadyatnurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving snake.

Jadyatnurt created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyatnurt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jadyatnurt, he will turn you into a frog.

Jadyatnurt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Jadyatnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

2. Never touch oil while tainted.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not speak about melons.

5. Always help cats in need.