Pomcimpit Tomgabrul is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish snail.

Pomcimpit Tomgabrul created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Pomcimpit Tomgabrul, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pomcimpit Tomgabrul, she will turn you into a snail.

Pomcimpit Tomgabrul's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Pomcimpit Tomgabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Always act with patience.

4. Never mark doors with yellow.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.