Flabbudmotwat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient jackal.

Flabbudmotwat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabbudmotwat, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flabbudmotwat, she will turn you into a frog.

Flabbudmotwat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Flabbudmotwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.