Veenjatwan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, strong scorpion.

Veenjatwan created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Veenjatwan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenjatwan, it will curse you with boils.

Veenjatwan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Veenjatwan's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Never wear magenta corsets on sacred days.

3. Never allow tortoises to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Veenjatwan in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not shave your face.