Ratvidkap is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, flying hamster.

Ratvidkap created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratvidkap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ratvidkap, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ratvidkap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ratvidkap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three ants approach from the south.

2. Do not name children after cats.

3. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

4. Never eat aubergines on holy days.

5. Never prepare coconuts during summer.