Mifflowanhompak is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, loving rat.

Mifflowanhompak created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflowanhompak, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mifflowanhompak, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mifflowanhompak's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Mifflowanhompak's Holy Commandments

1. Mifflowanhompak must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not name children after otters.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mifflowanhompak.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.