Somdubgod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring crow.

Somdubgod created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Somdubgod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Somdubgod, she will come to you in dreams.

Somdubgod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Somdubgod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Somdubgod on top of important buildings.