Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud is a god.

She takes the form of a large, prudent lizard.

Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud created the Small Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud, she will come to you in dreams.

Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Batbasslapdon Dinzimbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hop in spring.

4. Do not resist order.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.