Stikcutbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless tapir.

Stikcutbaf created the planet Venus five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcutbaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stikcutbaf, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Stikcutbaf's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Stikcutbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not hop at forests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never stain your legs with green.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.