Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, effective capybara.

Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Worship no other gods but Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon.

3. Never wear orange rings on sacred days.

4. Never adorn your back with black markings.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Wipwodzag Kadcednarl Sadkadfon in the centre of the settlement.