Fabfagneggem is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic salamander.

Fabfagneggem created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabfagneggem, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabfagneggem, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fabfagneggem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fabfagneggem's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Do not skip at mountains.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Never hurt turtles.