Cusszigrawyatlad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, smart camel.

Cusszigrawyatlad created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Cusszigrawyatlad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cusszigrawyatlad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cusszigrawyatlad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cusszigrawyatlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with envy.

2. Never feed lots of limes to ducks while wearing brown stockings.

3. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not consume peas at dawn.