Hugfennib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody spider.

Hugfennib created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfennib, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hugfennib, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hugfennib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hugfennib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always remove shoes before touching nickel.

4. Never handle zinc while unclean.

5. Always wear plain jumpers during rituals.