Bestwadpon is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, intelligent gerbil.

Bestwadpon created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bestwadpon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bestwadpon, she will think nothing of it.

Bestwadpon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bestwadpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never mix melons with oil.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never talk about amino acids.