Timstiglit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil bee.

Timstiglit created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Timstiglit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Timstiglit, it will turn you into a duck.

Timstiglit's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Timstiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during spring.

2. Never allow nematodes to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.