Komwipmap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omniscient jaguar.

Komwipmap created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komwipmap, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Komwipmap, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Komwipmap's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Komwipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.