Konbumyat is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous octopus.

Konbumyat created the planet Jupiter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konbumyat, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konbumyat, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Konbumyat's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Konbumyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing strangers.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Do not shave your feet.