Gudsadlid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive goat.

Gudsadlid created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsadlid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudsadlid, she will strike you with lightening.

Gudsadlid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gudsadlid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near capybaras while wearing blue kilts.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. You must love Gudsadlid.