Nurlartbunbam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured mink.

Nurlartbunbam created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlartbunbam, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlartbunbam, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nurlartbunbam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nurlartbunbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never stain your legs with fawn.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Nurlartbunbam loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never jump in the presence of eagles.