Sigdissand is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, competent elephant.

Sigdissand created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Sigdissand, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sigdissand, she will destroy your home planet.

Sigdissand's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Sigdissand's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sigdissand's priests.

2. Pray only in moonlight.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about dark energy near whales while wearing cyan shorts and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.