Toftapwon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless centaur.

Toftapwon created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Toftapwon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Toftapwon, it will turn you into a goat.

Toftapwon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Toftapwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide if four otters approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing green shoes and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not hurt bats.

5. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.