Guppogtadqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, contented gnu.

Guppogtadqueeg created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guppogtadqueeg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Guppogtadqueeg, she will turn you into a rat.

Guppogtadqueeg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Guppogtadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Guppogtadqueeg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Guppogtadqueeg loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Guppogtadqueeg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.