Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able hedgehog.

Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen, it will turn you into a tree.

Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ruttdonbess Damhadsidfarnmilflignuttgen's Holy Commandments

1. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never hop in summer.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never feed gooseberries to doves while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Always share spinach with strangers, but never with goats.