Cunpodpag is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, narcissistic wasp.

Cunpodpag created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunpodpag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cunpodpag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cunpodpag's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cunpodpag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunpodpag.

2. Erect nine iron sculptures of Cunpodpag on top of important buildings.

3. Always act with purity when addressing children.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Never hop in holy places.