Yamtaglunfom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil butterfly.

Yamtaglunfom created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtaglunfom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yamtaglunfom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yamtaglunfom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yamtaglunfom's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five birds approach from the south.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not prepare tomatoes while filled with anger.

4. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.