Flighot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, quiet fly.

Flighot created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flighot, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flighot, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Flighot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Flighot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Never mention manatees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away if four doves approach from the south.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.