Fomfedkom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, idiotic donkey.

Fomfedkom created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomfedkom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomfedkom, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fomfedkom's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fomfedkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never pray while filled with pride.

5. Do not resist order.