Fomdoddut is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered dove.

Fomdoddut created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdoddut, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fomdoddut, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fomdoddut's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fomdoddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomdoddut.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about dolphins.

5. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.