Kabpodbun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty chicken.

Kabpodbun created a down quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabpodbun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kabpodbun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kabpodbun's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Kabpodbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Run away if four doves approach from the west.