Wadrilbam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, slow manatee.

Wadrilbam created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadrilbam, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wadrilbam, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wadrilbam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wadrilbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear boots marked with green.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

4. Do not take Wadrilbam's name in vain.

5. Never sing in holy places.