Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, selfish swallow.

Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about eukaryotes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not kill dogs.

5. You must love Sompintun Gigweefoss Sterrangut.